Wichitawesome! Somewhere, over the rainbow, is the Emerald City otherwise known as Wichita - and it is truly awesome despite Depp charges and Jimmy (Kimmel) jabs
Wichita has long been a target for jabs, snips and ridicule - from the nightmarish experiences in "Planes, Trains and Automobiles," alien close-encounters in "Mars Attacks," jabs from James Bond, disses from Depp, now Jimmy Kimmel has climbed on board with his "Spring Break" parody of WICHITAWESOME.
Well, the fact of the matter is - we are, AWESOME!
We like it like that.
We don't care what you think because, "living well is the best revenge!"
The Kimmel's and Depp's in the world don't get to kick our clods and get away with it.
(Ol' Captain Road Apples and Jolly Johnny - we do really love you!)